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"Please, please, let there be a retirement pension for me in January".

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  10. Economists are even able to dismiss the vast weight of empirical evidence against the validity of their model, drawn from economic history, by the simple device of closing their eyes and chanting the ‘as if’ mantra, which goes as follows: it may appear that successful firms owe their success to the exercise of market power. It may appear that once a firm achieves dominance, it is very hard for competitors to break it down. It may appear that the long-standing success and dominance, and the ways in which such qualities are achieved, of companies such as Ford and Procter and Gamble contradict the assumptions of the theory. But, nevertheless, it is ‘as if competition in the sense of the competitive model, with its infinite number of firms, prevails. I thank you Firozali A.Mulla DBA Today the fiscal cliff we think is over . I sit over are we still waiting for January while we rub nones. At what price we have delayed the democracy the politics

  13. He's praying to God, "Please don't let me f up the United States economy anymore than I already have!"

    Mark Winkle, Founder
    Winkle Institute for Worldwide Economic Stability

  18. Dear Lord Satan, thank you for not letting the sheeple awaken during my tenure as your Don and Consigliore. If they ever find out, like they did with that piss-ant Andrew Jackson that they don't need us to "lend" them worthless paper notes and require them to repay us in equity plus interest, we'll all be joining you sooner than we bargained. But, keep that cozy spot warm for me anyway. See you soon.

  24. As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
    There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
    That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
    And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

    And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
    When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
    As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
    The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

  25. Lord, thank you for guiding me in my judgement an actions. Please watch over this great country in the coming years.

    1. Sorry Harold, you don't have a clue as to what the "FED" is or has done to this country. Please do a little research and stop listening to the mainstream media that worships this organization, mainly because they are owned by it.

  26. Where's the respect!? After all, I did not do a "Greenspan." You'll see that I am appreciated when I land on my feet in Wall Street!

  40. If I can just hold this position, maybe they will think I am seeking divine guidance while I nap.

  49. Thank you, dear God, for letting me show my countrymen how good I was/am, than the chinese, at manipulating our currency.

  51. Dear God, I only need one more good score from the stock market and I'll be able to afford that awesome house in Aspen. Please let my next speech create a lot of volatility where I can get in nice and low and then get out at a nice profit before this whole thing crashes around us...

  54. I pray to you my lords Rothschild, Rockefeller, JP Morgan and Goldman to deliver me swiftly into retirement at my home on Jekkyl Island. Amen.

  56. PLEASE NEVER PUT ME IN A MIDDLE CLASS NEIGHBORHOOD AFTER THEY'VE FIGURED OUT WHAT I'VE DONE TO THEM.

  60. "I hope this Country knows that I saved our economy from going into a 2nd Great Depression."

  64. One last dive...for the Gold Medal...for the Gold Medal. Wait, gold isn't worth that much anymore....

  68. Dear Satan,

    I have done your bidding (created trillions of dollars electronically), B.S.ed the public, and ensured the downfall of the U.S.A. (Hyperinflation will eventually result)! Satan, as we both know, my works will create a two class USA; the wealthy and the third world like enslaved. I did all of this for you, Satan, and I expect to be rewarded in my next life! As they say, "better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven"! Ode to you Satan, my hero and my savior! Bless me Satan!

    Sincerely,
    Helicopter Ben (Bernanke)

  69. This Helicopter is full of money and it is not running right. I have to keep throwing out the heavy money to keep it in the air. It sure makes a lot of people below happy. Money blowing in the wind spreads everywhere. I am only concerned with right now. Just don't want this thing to crash while I am in it. My plan is to give the Helicopter to Yellen for Christmas.

  72. Why can't everyone appreciate that China gets away for many decades by manipulating their currency and I am only trying to do the same for the USA!

  73. Why can't everyone appreciate that China gets away for many, many years by manipulating their currency and I am only trying to do the same for the USA!

  74. Dear god,.... Wait a second dear Frank Vanderlip, Henry P. Davison, Charles D. Norton, Benjamin Strong J. D. Rockefeller and Paul Warburg, and John Keynes.

    I hope we can we can print more money, allowing society to be more in control I know these were your plans and only hope to fulfill your wishes, I will order more printing presses to accomplish this for you, turning society into slaves, this will allow your family to take over more control of the world, we are only 3 countries short ( North Korea, Syria, and Iran ). Please Jekyll island masters give me the strength to keep fooling society, and soon it will be ares.....THE WORLD moooohahahahaha.
    Now back to fooling congress, they buy anything I say I can get anything past them now, now that Dr.Paul is gone. Baaaahahaha and these guys believe me

  76. “I assure this committee that, if I am confirmed, I will be strictly independent of all political influences.”

  77. “Under a paper-money system, a determined government can always generate higher spending and hence positive inflation,” ...

    1. Gabe Yee,

      Patrick Henry could not have said it better!! But Patrick Henry was not quoted as saying his version until 17 years after his death. This begs the point, you are probably closer to the truth than even you know. Patrick Henry wanted to amend the Constitution 147 times before it was enacted. It was only a wicked Philadelphia Thunderstorm which saved the Constitution by sending the delegates to their rooms. No one was there to hear Patrick rant. Kind of like Ben.

  80. Why didn't you let Jimmy Dimon replace me?

    Why didn;t you let Jimmy Dimon replace me?

    j

  82. "I sure hope They Keep our Line of Credit Open for those Huge Monthly Paper & Ink order's for our US Mint"

  87. "Dear Lord, I just found out that John Maynard Keynes created his economic system as an economic weapon for use against his country's enemies. Does this mean Keynesian Economics are not even designed to work"?

  88. "All I want for Christmas is a BIGGER PRINTING PRESS, a BIGGER HELICOPTER, and a BIGGER DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY"!

  91. Of course, in the long run this will end badly, but as John Maynard Keynes said, "But this long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead."

  92. "I know it's YOUR airport, but PLEASE don't seat Me next to Ron Paul all the way to California".

  107. Oh, Lord, please, please forgive me for all my sins. I had no choice. Amen
    The Lord answers: Rrright!

  116. (To the music of The Lord's Prayer) Our Fed Chairman, who art in pre-retirement, shallowed be thy game...

  117. I hope,dear God, that I have jetisoned enough billions down there to soften my crash landing.

  119. God, you know how I love to devastate the short sellers and make the president look good. Bless me with another three months of this recurring instant gratification.

    Amen

  120. God, you know how I love to devastate the short sellers and make the president look good. Bless me with another three months of this recurring instant gratification.

    Amen

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