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“It’s not my responsibility to write computer code”
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Republican can not stop it! But I can.
"That's not in my job description!!!"
"The people that are calling for me to resign are not the people I work for." Oh wait, she DID actually say that.
Why do I care, i'm not required to buy Obamacare!!!
You mean it was supposed to WORK?
Why are you wasting my time? You know I'll just use public opinion to usurp your constitutional powers!
People just don't appreciate all that I've done!
What, me worry?
"You voted for Hope & Change. Now you can just Hope it will Change."
"Trust me, it will all work out in the end. We are the Government"
Why ya'all lookin at me?
Amused that both Democrats and republicans are seriously acting as per Third law of Newton( To every action there is equal and opposite reaction )
When Sir Isaac Newton got hit in the head by a falling apple
he decided to sign up for health care.
His initial comment was F=ma.
In present secenerio, Health care is applicable to politicans only and not for masses
"You mean free healthcare isn't really free?"
The buck stops here does not apply to me. Only to republicans.
The buck stops here...not.
Why ask me. I just head the department that is administering the program.
If I tell the truth I'll get fired, and loose my benefits. AND I'm NOT going on Obamacare!!!!!!!!!! That's just craze.
I really don't have a clue, never have, never will--I'm just collecting a massive government salary with all the trimmings!
ACA PREMIUM INCREASES LESS THAN 1000% UP FOR FLOOD INSURANCE
On the bright side, increases in medical expense insurance premiums are expected to be contained in most cases to only around 300% of current premium (3 times) versus the 1000% premium increases on flood insurance through NFIP which started taking effect on October 1, 2013 for all coastal areas. Will the good news just never stop?
The housing market has come to a NEAR TOTAL HALT in Florida and along much of the Eastern coastal areas of the United States since October 1st when NFIP flood insurance premiums soared by as much as 1000% causing typical annual premiums for flood insurance policies to soar from $600 per year to over $6000 per year with some premiums rising to as high as $33,000 per year. The NFIP is TOTALLY INSOLVENT and the premium increases were authorized by Congress to deal with that problem which is now resulting in a massive coastal housing crash which has been practically not covered at all by the press.
Here we are “Consumer confidence plummeted during the government shutdown to the lowest level in nearly two years, according to Gallup. And pay raises have been slight: Average hourly pay rose just 2.1 per cent in September from 12 months earlier. That's barely keeping up with historically low inflation. Many economists estimate that the partial government shutdown cut $25 billion out of the economy and slowed growth to about a 2 per cent annual rate in the October-December quarter. That's weaker than estimates before the shutdown that the economy would expand at a 2.5 per cent annual rate this quarter.” I thank you Firozali A.Mulla DBA
Of course I quit. What did you expect?
I counted to ten, I thought that was supposed to fix everything....
Please don't send me to the Donald's office, I've seen what he does to incompetent project leaders.
Here come Alan Greenspan after years of silence FROM FT.COM Six years on from the start of the credit crisis, the former US Federal Reserve chairman is prepared to admit that he got it wrong – at least in part "“The whole period upset my view of how the world worked – the models failed at a time when we needed them most … and the failure was uniform,” he recalls, shaking his head. “JPMorgan had the American economy accelerating three days before [the collapse of Lehman Brothers] – their model failed. The Fed model failed. The IMF model failed. I am sure the Goldman model also missed it too." I thank you Firozali A.Mulla DBA If these people were careful we would never have fallen on our knees
ACA...Hope and Change! Sign up first, then you can read it!
I'm Not a Geek!
Change it first, and then hope
I am so fired.
She learned well from our president, pointing fingers at some one else is best offense and defence
"I'm exempt from Obamacare, why should I care."
I'm just not sure what the issue is.
The only people having problems are US citizens.
Illegal aliens are reporting no difficulties.
Look, I'm not a magician. There's nothing up my sleeves!
I'm praying - day and night. It's all I can do at this point!
I'm just the Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services!
I hold in my hands, the solution to saving obamacare
You're all blessed. Bless me, please!
"I promise this change you can believe in. You have to hope! "
Don,t you see, I can,t possibly explain something I don,t understand.
This is a global problem. The NSA has introduced too many lines of code which is destabilizing our software.
At this point in time, what does it matter if the program doesn't work. We're going to ram this down the throats of the public whether the computer program runs or not.
What do you expect for only $400 million dollars. We have expenses! If you want the government system to work, you need to pay at least $1 billion for anything!!!
And you thought the jolly green giant had ones this big.
I'm sorry we have run out of "paper".
Look, this is how it's going to be.......next question.
"Unfortunately I do not have enough fingers to count the number of contractors responsible for developing our website"
This is perfect and will lose(Hillary) any election in the future and fits here as well,
"WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE"
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"Sorry it took me so long to come to your little meeting here, but that party was da bomb!"
"Would I lie to you?"
"What difference does it make?"
Oh wait, Hillary already used that one.
I'm sorry, Ms. Pelosi, cosmetic surgery is not covered.
What computer glitch?
It's Not My Job man.
"Tell me what to say Mr President".
See I told you, 8 fingers and no thumbs
you do not understand - we had to go live to see how it really worked, everyone knows testing has absolutely no value.
What do you mean, I have to be covered by the little people's health care!
"I"m solving the world's problems.. why again are you giving me a difficult time?"
You are such a stupid twit, now back off.
Who Me!
"Vacuous Cipher"
Department of Health and Humane Society is what I am running.
Its below my pay grade !
But we only changed the requirements 10 times in the month preceding roll-out
Actually none of the programmers read the bill, either, Mrs. Pelosi......
You guys have had years to work out a budget, and can't seem to get it right. I thought you would understand this problem.
We did not expect such great interest in this program.
This is George W. Bush's fault.
I have no recollection of that.
Republicans do not know how to write software.
Want to know the huge cheats? here they are "One of the dirty little secrets of the auto insurance world is that there are two types of customers; savvy ones who pay rates considerably below the norm, and those who get a quote from just one company and end up paying way more than they need to.If you have been casually following the news about the auto insurance industry over the past few years, you could be forgiven for believing that rates have skyrocketed and continue to climb. The real story is that, as a result of relentless consumer and regulatory pressure on insurance companies, auto rates in many cases have actually dropped. Of course, don’t expect your insurance company to let you know you could be getting coverage for less. I thank you FirozaliA.Mulla DBA